if your blog title is ever anything like “Hi, bitches” or ” I hate you” because you think it makes you cool, there is literally -12389% chance I will follow you.
why are you all following me
is someone paying you
is it my mom
i’ll probably still be saying “righty tighty lefty loosey” when i’m 97
Guys, seriously. Signal boost. I needed this the other night, and a few weeks ago I was talking with someone who needed it. This is the best freaking thing ever.